ϟ 37) The first time Minerva McGonagall seriously considered retiring her post was the day she read “Potter, James” off the first year roll again.
Yeah but what if when pureblood parents get annoyed with their ungrateful children they send them to muggle school for a month and after the first day they desperately plead with their parents like:
"Dad I can’t go back there they make me run”
"Please I know nothing about muggle history”
"There are letters in the math, Dad, PLEASE"
And the parents just smugly look down at their sobbing children like, “You just wait ‘til you have to use a computer”
ϟ 117) Salazar Slytherin may have built the Chamber of Secrets, but the other founders had their own hideaways as well. Helga built the Room of Requirement to help anyone in need. Godric built the underground chambers (which would house the Philosopher’s Stone) so his students could test their mettle against unknown challenges. And as for Rowena… well no one’s found her chamber. She was too clever in hiding it.
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.